If it's calling to me, I can't eat it.
Cakes
Lollies (even the sugar free ones, you don't wanna know the story, but trust me on this little buddies) Baked beans
Tomato sauce
Bread (although there are some that are edible, how they do the yeast/sugar math without sugar I do not know, blissfully unaware in this corner)
Sausages
Marinades
Cereals
Sauces
Chippies of any variety aside from those on the yes page
Anything wet aside from water (diet drinks are another kettle of flappy old fish)